What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!

By nohablaespanol - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanger

Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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Top comments

SharnaaaBanana 22

YDI. Why would you risk that?

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happylappy 21

Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.

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WelcomeToAndale 13

...And this is why you don't lie on your résumé.

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hordriss 14

YDI for lying. Let that be a lesson to you.

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tjshatescra 8

Why would you lie about something like that on your résumé!? YDI

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upallnight11 19

Rule #1: Don't EVER lie on your résumé. Rule #2: If you do lie, do it properly. Enough said.

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upallnight11 19

By the way, how did it work out for you?

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countryrose92 23

Busted. If its your dream job, don't lie. Now you need to go get Rosetta Stone and apply yourself an learn some Spanish and then apply again and hope for an interveiw

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Inciter 33

Why did you lie? Of course they were going to expect you to demonstrate that you actually can speak Spanish.

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DanielleinDC 33

You are an idiot for lying on your resume like that.

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RedPillSucks 31

Thank you #39. I've never lied on an interview either. Its sad what passes for morality, these days...

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