What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!

By nohablaespanol - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanger

Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

YDI. Why would you risk that?

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happylappy 21

Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.

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Serlenia 3

That's what you get for lying :P.

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Euronymous93 29

You deserved it completely. **** you, OP. You should never lie to a potential employer. You are a *******.

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Ugi 26

I don't care how many people say they do it - never write _anything_ on a CV that you can't back up! Your employer will expect to trust you and if your first impression is a lie then there is no way you are going any further.

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ToreyyyW 15

Lying on a resume is not good at all, my friend

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ridl_14 3

You're an actual idiot. Everyone embellishes slightly on their CV - for example I say 'fluent' Spanish when I can hold long conversations with natives without problems, but I wouldn't know random words like 'plug' or 'railing' off the top of my head. Making up a language skill entirely? And not even an obscure language at that? YDI, completely.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

You get the dumbass of the century award for that.

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candiedginger 9

Do you really expect us to feel sorry for you?

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