Hey if you want a job that involves lying and being generally dishonest, there's always Law School, or Public Office. Of course when applying for Law School, don't tell them you speak Conversational Latin.

You speaky thee 'Murican?

Wow I'm sorry that you think you have to lie about your skills

Ever hear of "don't lie on your résumé"?

Dumbass.

Well, you've learned Rule Number One the hard way. Don't lie on your résumé.

Thank you for this comment. Seriously.

That's what you get, moron.

Totally deserved it. Anyone who lies and takes away an opportunity for someone who actually is qualified for the job deserves to be called out.

It's 'no hablo español'.