Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 468
You deserved it 28 365

Same thing different taste

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I might be bawling with laughter so hard I wouldn't be able to achieve ******, but that is the single coolest and most hilarious thing I have ever seen in recent history. ******' awesome.

darkzero_omega 0

I agree with most of the people here youre taking it waaaaaaaay to seriously. You need to man the **** up go.to the Halloween store and by the out fit and the voice changer a beat the puss up like megatron would beat optimus's face in. Oh and you have to do the megatron laugh.

Looks like instead of whips and chains its toy cars that turn into action figures. Bad ass. Haha

I bet she named her ***** Star Scream too.

Clearly you knew she was nerdy. I fail to see a problem. A great number of individuals would appreciate her... you should, too.

RAWRstover 4

Dude, that's the best woman ever. Just go with it.