Love, Relatable, Awkward, Dating and First Dates: Tonight, on First Dates…

That's what you get for trolling for chicks at elementary schools. Don't forget to bring her some chocolate milk and a blanket for her nap in the middle of your date at Chuck E Cheese.

rmjb 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:32

nice was she hot?

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:33

Was the rabbit's name Stew?

ryankon518 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:46

you could have a threesome.

TheRealLori 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:46

So you shook hands, right? Good manners are never a waste, ESPECIALLY on Mr. Whiskers!

footballfreak65 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:49

tell her to grow up and get the hell out of there

danz123 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:51

Awww, now isn't that so cu- GET RID OF HER.

spanishfool 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:52

was it her dead rabbit and she had it stuffed. cuz that would of been awesome

ADub55 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:59

Sounds like a "harey" situation.

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:00

Dude, It was a rabbit. Yes they do differ from hares.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:04

A teddy bear type stuffed rabbit, or a REAL stuffed rabbit from a taxidermist?

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