Kids: I'm still young

I'm still young

By jb123 - 29/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML

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By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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Friendly advice

By babydoc - 03/07/2020 23:00

Today, I visited a friend and her new baby. The baby had a tight constrictive headband and a clearly wet cloth nappy on. I tried to give some friendly advice on why this was bad, but she shot me down, saying what would I know, I don't have a kid. She's 17 and I'm a 26-year-old practicing midwife. FML

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By QuicksilverMaximoff - 30/01/2011 14:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

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Assumptions

By Sabre - 10/07/2018 01:30

Today, in my role as a social worker, I was ordered by the court to take a very pregnant, petite 15-year-old for a prenatal exam. I'm an adult man. As she waddled into her appointment, I turned to see hate-filled stares in the entire waiting room. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Shannon - 29/11/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML

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By Harry - 20/07/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

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By motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00

Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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No thanks, mom

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 08:00

Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML

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Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 29 December 2019 22:38

And I hope you told her that and also told her maybe to not be such a hideous human.

MyNameIsPorter 23

Sunday 29 December 2019 20:03

Yeah, I'd say she's a little less than "sweet".

Comments

MyNameIsPorter 23

Sunday 29 December 2019 20:03

Yeah, I'd say she's a little less than "sweet".

Ksweety_fml 27

Sunday 29 December 2019 20:41

More like a bitter, old woman.

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 29 December 2019 22:38

And I hope you told her that and also told her maybe to not be such a hideous human.

HonestAbe500 7

Sunday 29 December 2019 22:46

tell the lady that she'd be getting ****** herself if she wasn't such a nosy ****.

juggalo2 20

Sunday 29 December 2019 23:27

"Is your nose bleeding?" "What? No I--" *POW*

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 29 December 2019 23:42

"I'm 23 and married for x years, you dumb old hag"

evilplatypus 38

Monday 30 December 2019 0:49

“Maybe if you weren’t such a bitter old bitch, you’d have someone who loves you.”

Elizabeth Burley 22

Monday 30 December 2019 3:18

I hope you told the "sweet" old lady off. How damn rude. Maybe you look young for your age? I'm going to be 27 and people always think I look like I'm 18 or something. Its frustrating. Sorry for this happening to you OP. Best of luck!