Love, Relatable, Awkward, Dating and First Dates: Tonight, on First Dates…

Reminds me of this woman I saw on a tv show called "Strange Addictions" on discovery channel. Except she would carry a ventriloquist dummy everywhere she went.

clairevoent 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:39

Aww that sounds cute.

natetheman14 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:55

wow

bbi5291 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:56

You had a date? Not an FML.

Baseball_Luva 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:11

I say keep her haha xD

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