Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Well, how weird would it have been had she not introduced you two?!

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Sounds like a keeper.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Introduce her to your sock puppet which you have been masturbating with through your single years. I'm sure they'll get along fine.

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Wtf91101 3

Always date crazy girls! Just tell her the rabbit told you to hump her bunny style! For every insane cloud there is a crazy opportunity!

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Pigpen181 3

It's only a problem, if you didn't bring yours.

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shift_love 13

well was it a toy or like a taxidermy rabbit. cause thatd be completely different. maybe she has separation anxiety like dogs have when they're owners leave lol.

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marinus_fml 19

hmm you raised a point. All along I was thinking of taxidermy stuffed. I can see the FML if it was taxidermy stuffed, but a stuffed rabbit toy, that's not so bad.

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edteach 0

bahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah.......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .... I don't know how else to feel about that.....

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j0k3r2213 0

Well OP... I think you need a better eye for getting dates lol

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muchagente 5

maybe the rabbit was just a hint at what's to come.

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mintcar 9

Wow, she seems pretty odd OP. Haha.

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