Work: Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady... - FML

By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

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wheresmymary 22

Wednesday 20 May 2015 18:21

Bet that'll get ya that promotion

Darkness_Hate 29

Wednesday 20 May 2015 18:22

Still looks dumb even if she's the boss' daughter.

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ouijacorn 9

Wednesday 20 May 2015 20:03

YDI for shit-talking total strangers.

Merylwen 24

Wednesday 20 May 2015 20:08

FYL, but maybe that will teach him to be a better father.

GAMERZxxHD 25

Wednesday 20 May 2015 21:13

He probably agreed with you but didn't want to say it out loud. Cause it would look bad on him for saying that about his daughter. I doubt a boss wants his daughter looking like that in front of employees.

rockwrench 18

Wednesday 20 May 2015 21:17

I wouldn't feel to bad. I would bet others might have pointed it out to the boss.

bluefairy_fml 24

Wednesday 20 May 2015 21:35

Why do you guys keep saying the boss should be a better parent and take better care of his child? If his daughter got drunk at a work party, I think we can safely assume she is an adult, not a child, so it's not up to her father to decide how much she should drink. Her father is just a collateral victim here, since her moronic behavior embarrassed him in front of his employees.

dakotaabriannee 14

Wednesday 20 May 2015 22:22

Hopefully he'll just laugh it off!!

Anonypus 20

Wednesday 20 May 2015 22:30

Bad timing. Haha

az1z_official 17

Wednesday 20 May 2015 23:09

Just act drunk also and slowly walk away

jorgsan 10

Wednesday 20 May 2015 23:14

Tough luck. Bet the rest of the conversation was awkward...

BoredomIsReal 13

Wednesday 20 May 2015 23:23

Op I'm sorry. How could you have known that was his or her own daughter

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