By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 17:31 - United States - Vista

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Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
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Ruffclue 9

I better read another Fml from the man and his lady

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LAX4life56 1

She's a screamer o.o

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abbasgirl 3

Good on you for trying to help though. There aren't enough people out there who would put themselves at risk to try to help a stranger that they thought was in need.

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daa2138 0

You're an awesome guy! Kudos to you, regardless of the turnout

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grannygruber 6

Your misunderstanding of the situation probably enhanced the encounter even more. Good for you!

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ElricMustang 23

Well I'd rather take the chance even if I was cockblocking. How often do you see people getting in on in alleys?

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Commander223 9

A fiancée is a man. Gay sex in an alley. Yum.

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Llamacod 11

Dumbasses, it could be either a male or a female. It is just a title given to two people who are engaged.

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Shrike 23

You're calling me a dumbass because I'm not an idiot like you? "Fiancé" is male, "fiancée" is female. They're French words with different genders. You know you could look it up before you call people dumbasses, chief.

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linkinpark98 23

And you decided to run up and push the "attacker" why? If he was an attacker, he could have had a weapon. -_-

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linkinpark98 23

You're right, I don't have a soul. Sold it for some Cheetos about a year ago. ;)

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amayranii 2

ahaha they were doing it hardcore if you thought he was attacking her lol

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