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By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 17:31 - United States - Vista

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

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By KindStranger - 04/01/2020 20:00 - United Kingdom - Shrewsbury

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By FangirlMess6 - 24/03/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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By JuniorDetective - 07/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Ruffclue 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:22

I better read another Fml from the man and his lady

LAX4life56 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:23

She's a screamer o.o

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ally8 21

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:51

Well if he had been attacking her then you would have saved the day! Yay!

stiansr 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:54

Today, I was getting it on with my fiancé when some guy came running towards us an shoved me away from her. FML

Bladian 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:51

Oh man that was so funny.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 29 March 2012 5:11

…NOT

ddeathbombb 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:56

Penis attack ******

GoldenGrizzly 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:36

****** uses Period. Penis flees.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 29 March 2012 17:00

oooh. The new "rock, paper, scissors". I like this game. "penis, period, ******".

Princess_D33 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:07

Penis beats ******. Period beats penis. Period beats ******. ****** never wins :(

twisted_cherub 14

Friday 30 March 2012 3:15

Actually, ****** ultimately beats penis with its lower head mind control. Penis becomes ******'s slave.

LennyComa 39

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:57

At least you were brave enough to try to help

xMiss_Maggot 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:59

youre ******* stupid sthu

mikeymayhem_87 15

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:04

Valiant effort on saving someone, but alas.... You just cockblocked a dude living up a fantasy of sex in public!

ambercountrygal 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:05

They must of been doing it rough lol haha

r0ckoman 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:11

There fault they should have been doing that behind closed doors

Ruffclue 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:12

36- i guess that would explain the first part.

misshighjinks 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:15

Well you had good intentions and they should have been doing that in private

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