Miscellaneous: Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's... - FML

By drurbanXVII - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

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By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 14:08 - Canada - Fort Frances

Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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By Nxydolli - 29/04/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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You deserved it 56 370

Happy place

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:36 - Poland

Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

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By 221bcompanion - 18/01/2016 05:18 - United States - Massillon

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

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By lonely - 31/07/2019 02:00

Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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shortwiz247 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:32

I could tell you to get off your fat ass and do something other then play sims, but then I'd be a hypocrite.

cadillac_blues 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

i find myself in that situation a few too many times....can't wait for the Sims 3!!!!!

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crzymonkeyxo 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:04

I love that game!! but then i hadda clear everything off my laptop cuz it was being screwy, and then i realized that i lost the fourth disc to it and so i cant upload the game or any of the expansion packs!!! lol a couple hundred dollars down the toilet, lol but i have a life now! haha at least until i get the sims 3! lol but i suggest having a do real people stuff day every once and a while, lol or you can model your life after the life you planned out for one of your sim families!

weenieowns 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:04

WELCOME TO MY LIFE

MsTs1 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:07

I got the Sims 3, it's pure awesome. Recommend it to anyone who loves this type of games. Taking care of triplets is a bitch

doctorskully 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:13

Funny. For some reason I was expecting that to end with MLIA, not FML.

RedBlueGreenDot 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:16

well, if you ever get jealous.. death by flies.

Ric3ball 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:17

And whose fault is that

Fadakar 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:20

You're clearly playing it wrong, what me and my friends used to do was remake each other, stuff each other in the same house and turn fast forward on. We would see who would score first, die first, etc. That's the only good way to play the sims.

minimelo649 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:21

HAHA! i love this! The Sims is awesome and not only is it easier to plan someone elses life! but its funner! I think you should stop giving a shit and just keep playing the sims 2! GO SIMS 3!!! WOOT!

lithiumflower 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:23

Well, it's not too late! And you've already done it once for a Sim, so you have practice! =D

cookiee00 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:24

then stop playing it and get a life :D

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