Love: Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that... - FML

By whywouldyoudothat - 07/10/2014 01:14 - United States - Kingman

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

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devildog562 33

Tuesday 7 October 2014 17:51

Wow, worst parents ever.

mb2_native 15

Tuesday 7 October 2014 17:51

What in the actual **** -_-, fyl OP, it is never ok to fake a death.

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PrinPrinLife 16

Tuesday 7 October 2014 20:47

thats sad

dsw144 18

Tuesday 7 October 2014 20:47

ugh if they thought you lived him, why would they say that knowing you might cry? and certainly to their own kid! I'm sorry that happened OP ?

Frostillicus123 10

Tuesday 7 October 2014 20:56

their method was horrible, but their point was valid.

letmehavemytea 21

Thursday 9 October 2014 18:50

Uh, not it wasn't. Pretending someone died because they think their kid loves them? There are much better ways to go about it and besides, it's really none of their business.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 7 October 2014 21:21

So are you taken or?

lobsta 9

Tuesday 7 October 2014 21:39

This hit me so wrong. Especially because my best friend was killed in Augest.

anormalperson 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 21:40

Ok, now that just went too far...

rissburns 9

Tuesday 7 October 2014 21:40

That's ****** up!!!!!

_taco_cat_ 20

Tuesday 7 October 2014 21:56

Joking about somebody dying isn't even funny

Scarylizard1798 23

Tuesday 7 October 2014 21:59

Horrible joke, that went too far

ZombiieTaco 7

Tuesday 7 October 2014 22:12

That's some f**k up s**t.

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