By Waterfalls - / Tuesday 7 October 2014 11:33 / United States - Carlsbad
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By  SnowKitten  |  14

At least you didn't sleep on your toilet


My 4 year old niece slept in bed with me one night and peed the bed. The wet feeling made me dream I had peed the bed though so when I woke up to find my pants dry I was confused at first. Anyways now I am constantly anxious that something like that will happen to me.

By  jrod9327  |  17

That is some seriously unfortunate circumstances. If you didn't hit your head, then it could've been worse.

  nix1993  |  37

What an odd statement... That's like saying 'If you weren't attacked by an axe murderer then it could have been worse'. Generally things that happen in every day life could ALWAYS have been worse.

By  Mc2013  |  18

When I was a child I used to have dreams about waking up in my bed, walking to the toilet and using it. Then... Reality sank in and I would wake up to wet Barbie sheets.

  Mauskau  |  34

When I was about 4/5 I had a dream I was in a land of floating toilets and was trying them out, hello wet bed. I also had a dream I fell off a cliff then fell out of bed.

  Gittoh  |  21

#29 That is called: being drunk ;) I too have/had dreams where I would fall into a black hole or just randomly fall and then fall out of bed or wake myself up because I get scared haha. I often wakes up on my sofa, so I guess I'm sleep walking too..


One time I woke up in the shower. Apparently I had slept walk in the middle of the night to the bathroom, took my clothes off, turned on the shower, got in and even managed to apply some shampoo to my hair. It was when my mother started banging on the bathroom door asking what I was doing up so late that I had snapped out of my hypnosis.

By  Kromcakes  |  9

I would be so pissed if I were you.

  Lct1196  |  31

Please dont make some shitty puns about being pissed off or being in a shitty situation. Its beating a horse that has been dead since the start of FML


Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML

By fingerhut / Saturday 3 March 2012 08:27 / United States

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

By Charlie529 - / Wednesday 19 February 2014 15:30 / South Africa - New Germany
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