Miscellaneous: Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 17:56 - United States

Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML

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By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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lenabeana 8

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:13

Serves you right for searching someone else's browser history! Hahaha

emeraldisle 30

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:16

Never look through someone else's browser history. I learned my lesson the hard way too.

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rockwrench 18

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:02

let anyone here without some kind of Internet pron sin cast the first stone. I know, shut the **** up.

CaptainBlack 18

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:17

So did you find the incest **** site you were looking for?

vorspiel 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:30

Rookie error on your dad's part. Always clear browser history after looking up ****! (Especially if it's weird and/or gross)

theawkwardhuman 13

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:13

You are from Texas

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:44

ever read/watch flowers in the attic?

mrkfrish 5

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:55

All you gotta do is turn the volume off. Then it's just regular ****. ?

Wakachulak 22

Thursday 23 July 2015 7:00

Unless it's twins

Vlen_fml 20

Thursday 23 July 2015 7:04

Twins get a pass because some cultures believe they're reincarnated lovers.

kloring1 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:57

YDI, everyone knows not to look through someone else's history

X_KassidyRose_X 12

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:17

.............run

ciammmm 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:22

Do you mean Game of Bones? Bahahahaha

VvSPECTERvV 8

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:54

Watch your back... If you know what I mean.

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