By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 17:56 - United States

Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

He's probably just covering up his own actions in hope you won't follow in his lead

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thrifting 18

Dads - the asshats of the adult world. I guess we still love them... Sometimes.

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SharnaaaBanana 22

He's probably just covering up his own actions in hope you won't follow in his lead

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kuzzy00 22

Your father is so freaking cool!!! That was hilarious !!

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thrifting 18

Dads - the asshats of the adult world. I guess we still love them... Sometimes.

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drewflav 17

Then Father's Day comes around...

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badluckalex 23

wtf, speak for yourself... I like my dad

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Cwizer 17

That's pretty awkward, parents can be a real drag at times.

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flashback.miss 28

troll dad. frame him watching something 'freaky'.

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Rallred32 20

Yeah, watch some French **** before your finals, and after your finals are over you can blame your dad for hogging the computer! Then they'll check your computer, and see French ****. Then you can watch as your family falls apart.

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ThatPlankton 15

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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badluckalex 23

thank you #5 I now cannot sleep thanks to your profile picture...

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Rallred32 20

36, it's not 5's retina pouring out, it's "just jelly stuck onto an eyeball."

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samslifesuks 9

i think if you're old enough to be on FML you're old enough to buy a phone w/out your dad. but anyways sorry OP, hope u still get a plan lol

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samslifesuks 9

yea... I guess y'all are right. sorry didn't think bout that before

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DemosthenesMB 13

Hey now; cat videos get a little odd now and then.

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aimeegoldberg 22

Cue Ellen, she'll tell you all about it

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noobienick 19

No wonder OP wants to remain "anonymous"

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kotake 7

Why does it matter what a store assistant thinks? Besides you should just play along like say "yeah you don't even wanna know the stuff that he hasn't caught me watching yet". Honestly I once brought my laptop into Best Buy with my mom. When the guy went to insert a disc into it, he found I left a disc in. It was one of the seasons of Drawn Together (a wildly inappropriate comedy show more vulgar than South Park). Sure enough the image on the disc was of Princess Clara (one of the characters) in stripper garb, nipple tassels and everything... But that's the type of humor I liked so I just went along with it, and now it's a funny story. Things are only as awkward as you make them. Edit: Found the disc on google images. NSFW obviously (unless your work entails cartoon strippers) http://covers.box3.net/newsimg/dvdmov/max1219814410-potlaccd-cover.jpg

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glabberfasted 16

Thank you for reminding me of Drawn Together. I'd totally forgotten about that show.

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itsjusttofunny 8

ydi for watching really really freaky stuff!

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sunnyray812 42

He said he doesn't watch anything weird, and who cares even if he did?

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zandalee 19

11, don't knock it until you try it. ;)

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TheDrifter 23

His definition of freaky and his father's might be very different. For example op might think watching mlp themed hentai is perfectly normal, while his father considers it beyond the pale.

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