Health: Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing...

By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

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By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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By pissed off - 17/05/2014 00:33 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML

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You deserved it 14 964

By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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You deserved it 29 322

By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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You deserved it 73 384

By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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You deserved it 4 048

By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

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You deserved it 75 502

By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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jonjonguapito 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:13

I guess you pissed him off

chaseafterwind82 29

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:23

Should have pissed on the fly instead.

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jonjonguapito 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:13

I guess you pissed him off

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:31

Sounds like he pissed him on.

hacksaw246 24

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:24

Better to be pissed of than pissed.. Oh wait

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:30

How was the fly harassing you? Was it of a sexual nature? Or more in the line of bullying? I'm very curious. .

Queensland 27

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:37

Wtf #32? Sexual nature? ...

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:50

It was a joke... because he said harassing. Not many people describe a fly as harassing them.

milehigh52 22

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:33

Harassing literally means to bother. So yes, the fly was harassing OP.

Ted_brosby 4

Thursday 23 July 2015 7:00

People tend to get pissed off if they get pissed on

ariasmake1 9

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:35

I strongly dislike your comment.

ariasmake1 9

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:37

You're as creepy as your profile pic.

RayRey009 5

Friday 24 July 2015 4:25

I really don't see why ppl dislike your comment so much. I think it's hilarious and it makes sense. Who tf says "a fly was harassing me"?

Jakk100 20

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:14

Did you at least do your fly up when you left?

Liyuesigs 8

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:14

Can you blame him?

thecrazymancan 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:48

I know I could.

emeraldisle 30

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:15

I would've punched you too. Next time pay attention to you're doing.

lambda_fml 40

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:51

what

DoWT 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:15

Time to move out

SPN_lover666 27

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:50

Wrong FML.

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:14

He doesn't live in the ******* urinal.

Mcstud1y 30

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:51

42 this made my day

milehigh52 22

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:35

42 your picture made my day.

summer4me 25

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:17

Next time choose your fights a little more wisely. No fly is worth your face.

demetrius1551 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:19

did you fight back? you may have deserved it but never go out without hittin back

tantanpanda 26

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:28

What kind of stupid maxim is that? Even if it's your fault, punch them back anyway? Genius train of logic /sarcasm

jogihoppa8343 23

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:54

you mean it would've been a good idea to urinate on someone first and fight back consequently after getting hit on the face? who are you ??

legendairy3000 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 18:19

This guys only 14, you have to remember that.

cksmith51 14

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:20

Maybe he was just trying to hit the fly, too.

mrut92 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:20

In all honesty...ydi. If a fly big enough to do that was harassing me I'd be like its cool man I'll leave.

Cassandra2015 21

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:23

Your joking right ?

slutfactory 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:35

**You're

Cassandra2015 21

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:57

My sincere apologizes for spelling something wrong .

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