Health: Today, while in bed, my nose became runny. Being as tired as... - FML

By RustyGuy - 05/03/2010 18:31 - Canada

Today, while in bed, my nose became runny. Being as tired as I was, I decided to ignore it until the morning. Turns out it was a nose bleed, and my pillowcase is ruined. FML

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RustyGuy 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 2:03

To add to the details: 1) The Pillowcase is part of a full set, so if I can't manage to get the blood out... and anyone who has tried removing dried blood knows its friggen hard... It's going to be very hard to find a matching replacement. 2) The reason I was so tired is because I'm an animation student at BCIT, and am working my ass off to finish my demoreel on time. I haven't had a proper nights sleep in quite some time. Still; i probably should have grabbed a tissue.

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DarkRadiance1UP 0

Friday 5 March 2010 23:15

NOT THE PILLOW CASE

lonely_heart_89 6

Friday 5 March 2010 23:17

why would you deliberately ignore a running nose? that's just disgusting.

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kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 2:41

I GET MILLIONS, its not bad, op shuld just get a new pillowcase, ydi for being a whiney ass idiot

missy22_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 2:47

See what happens when you're a lazy f*ck?

ash92_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 2:47

OMG NO, NOT THE PILLOWCASE!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY PILLOWCASE! Lol whats a pillowcase like $2? Get over it ahah.

MrFlintstone 5

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:02

does it look like your pillowcase got shot

MrFlintstone 5

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:07

really millions of fmls are submited everyday the fml website thought this one was good enough to post

alex1432 9

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:16

better blood from your nose than **** from your ****

HelloiamBatman 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:18

#85 hahhahah! and ydi for goin to bed with a runny nose, dirtball

ncchat 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:24

Are you kidding, your pillowcase has blood on it. Who the **** cares thats not funny or even that big. of a deal go buy another pillowcase

sheazle 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:32

oh my god, you got some blood on your pillowcase. your life is ruined.

beth06 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:48

that sucks it actually happened to me oncevaswell

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