Animals: Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power...

By stop it ninja - 14/10/2012 07:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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By MouseChaser - 26/11/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I woke up to find out that my practically feral cat had chewed through my laptop charger cable. I guess I won't be getting much work done today. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Sunday 14 October 2012 16:45

That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!

Welshite 39

Sunday 14 October 2012 16:45

The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.

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linette5683 8

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:39

That is one of the cutest things I've ever heard. Now that is a cat who owns her/his owner!

natalia18oo 12

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:55

Sounds like somebody is longing for your attention!!

vbmg152 18

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:00

Smart cat!!! Obviously the kitty needs/wants your attention, turn the computer off & pay attention to her!

devore504 7

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:09

YDI for having a cat

dabeast15 7

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:10

Ur cat. Is an asshole.

bethrocksya 9

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:15

Lol! Buy the cat more toys and catnip. I think it might be nicer to you then :)

Dr_Death_Defy 0

Thursday 25 October 2012 5:34

no no catnip. it turns the cute evil geniouses into stoned evil geniouses that will tear you to ribbons.

tonygar 16

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:19

cat's are evil i say

88vivera 9

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:26

Maybe she thinks it's funny. But get a new car

xxenforcerxx 4

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:27

hahaha that is hilarious! i want your cat!

jessicadavis374 6

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:27

Think about moving the strip where she can't get to it... Duh... Be smarter than your house pet.

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