Animals: Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power...

By stop it ninja - 14/10/2012 07:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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By MouseChaser - 26/11/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I woke up to find out that my practically feral cat had chewed through my laptop charger cable. I guess I won't be getting much work done today. FML

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Sunday 14 October 2012 16:45

That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!

Welshite 39

Sunday 14 October 2012 16:45

The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.

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cherryllollo 7

Sunday 14 October 2012 21:26

Get a laptop..

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:05

that's quite a talent your feline has.

sugoine 12

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:05

Tape the switch, numbnuts

vb68_fml 28

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:08

She needs attention! You spend too much time on your computer...

Major_Whupass 3

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:15

Kill your ******* cat!

Bebop_fml 1

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:19

hit her...then she'll learn.

Le_Anonymous 9

Sunday 14 October 2012 23:28

She just wants some love :p

Bibliovore 26

Sunday 14 October 2012 23:33

The trouble with that is that then the cat thinks its turn-off-the-switch behavior is the way to ask to play with the laser pointer.

SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Sunday 14 October 2012 23:42

I knew it. I knew someday cats were ganna take over the world. This...is a start

SneakyCaveman 13

Sunday 14 October 2012 23:42

Our cats should hang out.

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