By workaholic - 15/02/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
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zingline89 18

You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved ****.

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WCARlover 34

Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough

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WCARlover 34

Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough

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EatnBeef 7

Haha what would it look like if you gave a dog a tattoo? Now would be a good chance to find out

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ankoku 2

For the dog to become an actual naked molerat would be kimpossible

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Pelreskovich 11

I'm assuming it'd look just like one on a human.. Just on a dog?

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Pelreskovich 11

I'm assuming it'd look just like one on a human.. Just on a dog?

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shanemaximo 7

10: I wonder what it would feel like to have the shit bitten out of you by a hairless cocker spaniel? Giving it a tattoo would be a good way to find out!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Some people do give their dogs and cats tattoos, piercings, and even ****** plastic surgery. Think about that next time a dog in a sweater vest annoys you. It could be much worse, as there are nuts who take their anthropomorphic fanaticism way further.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Dont let anyone mistake it for a XXL ***** like i did ..

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maxmex13 7

I did the same thing with my pet rabbit once. Those things are ugly without their fur.

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unitedfan11 0

You should change the dog's name to Rufus.

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unitedfan11 0

You should change the dog's name to Rufus.

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AssassinsCRB 0

Awe i have an american cocker spaniel too when she gets it cut really short it looks terrible but dont worry it will grow back soon

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AssassinsCRB 0

Awe i have an american cocker spaniel too when she gets it cut really short it looks terrible but dont worry it will grow back soon

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AssassinsCRB 0

Awe i have an american cocker spaniel too when she gets it cut really short it looks terrible but dont worry it will grow back soon

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spazz666 18

This would have almost been funny had you spelled "bastard" correctly.

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sadistmonkey 19

I bet you're gonna say Inglourious Basterds would've been a good movie if the title were spelled correctly...

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xcowboys 0

Inglorious bastards would have been good anyway, even if it was named "Edward Penis Hands"

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sadistmonkey 19

xcowboys - That's exactly my point. I'm just pointing out a flaw in the logic that misspelling something automatically makes it not funny.

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Bball_boy15 3

73 you must live a sad life wow one typo doesn't kill anybody

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sadistmonkey 19

Bball_boy15 - If you had read what I wrote carefully, you'd realize that I'm saying exactly what you're saying. I'm writing mainly in response to 25.

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1PaulyD 9

It'll grow back, but when something looks out of the ordinary, and in this case if your dog looks like a rat, i cant imagine your reaction would be like if you saw your dog at night in the dark :S

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zingline89 18

You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved ****.

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Margemander 4

She likes her ****(er) nice and smooth. When she rubs that ****(er) it gets excited. I could do this all day.

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spazz666 18

Yes, you could do this all day but I think all of us would appreciate it if you didn't. Also, nice name #6

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Margemander 4

Aww, perhaps you would prefer Shih-Tzu jokes instead? Also, I think you speak only for yourself and maybe a few others. The Internet is a vast and varied place where there are plenty of individuals as childish as I am.

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darwinism 30

Yes. Actually that's how it all started. He tried to give the dog a Brazilian, and things went bad from there.

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RedPillSucks 31

LOL. I would think it went bad at "He tried to give the dog a Brazilian"

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ilulife 4

If you have one, you my just as well have two. Shave your boyfriend in his sleep. Everywhere.

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lil_ham1644 29

It's better if you give the boyfriend a full body WAX in his sleep

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Well it's still not as great as a naked pussie.

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haZzbin 0

You wanna catch me, you gotta reach me, KIM POSSIBLE!!

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