Miscellaneous: Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across...

By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 17:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my sister and I saw a guy with a terrible nose job coming up the bus. She said to me, "Look how ugly that guy is" in our native tongue. The man sat down right in front of us, took his phone out, and started talking our language. FML

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By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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Saturday 16 May 2009 23:15

wat if when he pointed at u, ur eyes shot out lazer beams and chopped of his arm

PtMbs 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:05

awww

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kas333 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:02

haha that sucks..

PtMbs 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:05

awww

Dont_tase_me_bro 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:06

Sucks 2 be u!

xChrista1xx 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:06

i agree with #2

XvxvX 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:07

Well now u can use him as your best gesture for jerk! :) makeover?

jakedmagic 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:10

just do the same to him=P

Mwoehaha 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:10

That's rude, but maybe he was having a laugh with you? In my class you would insult your best friends and compliment random people.

zoo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:11

thats not very nice! FYL

mayb3memor1es 4

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:12

that sucks!

scateice 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:15

wat if when he pointed at u, ur eyes shot out lazer beams and chopped of his arm

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