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By workaholic - 15/02/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By StudMuffinette - 18/07/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 19:38 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By 99Problemsandfml - 08/11/2012 19:03 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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By tickdog - 19/03/2012 03:09 - United States - Rockwall

Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML

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By Puppylove - 26/02/2013 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:08

You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved ****.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:04

Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:22

Am I the only one picturing the boyfriend as the naked mole rat running around the house? I am? Very well, then. Carry on.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:25

The hair will grow back. Besides, naked mole rats are awesome.

commedia 16

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:39

Just be glad you didn't request he cut your hair...

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:44

It could be worse, could have cut his own hair to look like a naked mole rat! :/

shooz89 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:49

The same thing happened to my Scotty. Unfortunately I payed for someone to do it.

Margemander 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:06

Spare the brush and Spoil the haircut. *shrug*

Black_Rose6 10

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:16

It would be so epic, and awesome if his name was Rufus! :) Kim Possible fans would get it lol

horneyhic 15

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:17

Now it looks like the oversized rat it really is

Mr25_fml 14

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:18

The name is Stoppable. Ron Stoppable

mikeymayhem_87 15

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:27

Is it as ugly as a mole rat? I hope not, because mole rats are ugly as hell lol

christinnaaa 10

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:29

may I call you Kim possible (:

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