Health: Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said,...

By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By ThiccBoi - 02/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

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By Jim Smith - 21/02/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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Thursday 5 November 2009 12:17

ida slapped that bitch >.>

LilKonvicted 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:19

Wow the worst part is that she probably didnt even realize how much of a bitch she was.

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mj2123 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:08

Oh, so you're saying she's just stupid then? In this case, her intent doesn't really matter because the comment was so inappropriate.

mj2123 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:10

Why do you assume that she runs to lose weight? Some people actually enjoy exercising for other reasons.

LollyPop1 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:51

Wow.. what a bitch! But please, don't stop believing in yourself.. :)

theblueone4 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:12

wow. people REALLY don't think before they speak anymore, do they? sorry about that O_o

DaBluedude 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:14

I'd fn pop a bitch and leave her bleeding on the sidewalk.

straight42 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:31

Guess that just means more running for you but still, next time, slap a bitch. Or eat her.

tkarin 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:03

Most people are perceptive enough to know that talking to complete strangers about their weight is not exactly inoffensive, whatever their appearance. The majority of people have confidence issues about their bodies, and don't need strangers pointing out what they think is "abnormal". My advice would be, if the person you're looking at isn't a friend, don't say ANYTHING about hir weight. By all means say that it's nice to see hir enjoying hir morning run, but do people really need to be taught not to make personal remarks out of nowhere?

myballs 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:19

Don't get discouraged by a few painful words from a ******* ****. You're running, trying to maintain health. That's far more than a lot do.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Thursday 5 November 2009 19:25

backhanded compliments are so funny to me. why even say anything? i hope you called her out on it, its the only thing backhanded compliments are there for: to tell the other person how idiotic theyre being. im sure she didnt mean to be a bitch, but honestly, what stranger says that to someone?