Health: Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said,...

By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By ThiccBoi - 02/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

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By Jim Smith - 21/02/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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Thursday 5 November 2009 12:17

ida slapped that bitch >.>

LilKonvicted 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:19

Wow the worst part is that she probably didnt even realize how much of a bitch she was.

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Eliteguardians 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:04

what a ******* bitch. break her nose

ericasthename 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:05

That's a horribe thing for her to say. what a witch.

DunHassleDuhHoff 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:55

Shoudl've gone Pennywise on her ass.

CarterColbie 4

Friday 6 November 2009 5:15

I would've cut that bitch.

clairdnj 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:35

Being thin does not equate to being healthy. OP runs everyday and is most likely healthier than skinny people who do not run.

scateice 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:09

How does being thin not equate healthy??? The only scenario I can think of is Bulimia or Anorexia

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 9 November 2009 2:17

#92, some skinny people are just naturally slim, they may have horrible eating patterns, sleep patterns, habits/addictions, just because you are skinny does not mean you are healthy.

Aha09 1

Friday 6 November 2009 11:32

Excercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands... Obviously the OP excercises to be happy....anyone think of that? (:

Lesmylife 0

Friday 6 November 2009 21:08

Just think to yourself, or say to anyone who makes comments like that, " Thanks, I figured its better than being a fat ass and doing nothing about it" It seems like she was trying to be nice. I think its great to see everyone out running (even knowing Ive stopped.) Dont let this keep you down.

SGTSlaughter 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 4:08

I thought you people were supposed to be jolly!

9az00 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 21:53

Maybe she was talking about how skinny you are. Maybe people can't see you when you turn sideways like Kate Moss, so she was afraid you would get hit by a car or something. Maybe the glass is half full.

dzin 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 7:30

I've seen you whales waddling around and dont know how I managed to hold myself from vomiting Be happy she was nice to you, stick to the step and dont leave the house till youve done a couple of pushups dumbo p.s. I'm not trying to mean, i wanna be realistic. You're fat, so dont pretend you arent or want sympathy

macknumber307 0

Friday 13 November 2009 5:49

hmm yes im pretty sure you are trying to be mean, not realistic. why dont you quit being a jerk to people you dont even know and take a class on ettiquite. People like you make me seriously question humanity.