Miscellaneous: Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for...

By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was at hospital and the nurse asked me for an emergency contact number. I was about to say my wife, but she divorced me last month. I couldn’t think of anyone else. My parents are dead, none of my other relatives live in this country, and I have no children or friends. FML

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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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By Amk - 28/04/2017 07:00 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML

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By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 10:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML

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By Girl With a Cold - 08/02/2012 18:46

Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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By GamerAM - 27/06/2019 22:23

Today, after over a week of trying to get a hold of my doctor for a much-needed medication refill, he finally called back. Too bad my phone got unplugged and died in the middle of the night. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 00:01

Today, I realised that if I died, no one would care. I know this because when I called my partner distressed last night, he told me he needed to sleep and hung up in less than 45 seconds, and a friend told me to call lifeline. I haven’t heard from either of them since. FML

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the_stereotype 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:46

i would have just written down 911

Miso_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:45

ill be your contact!!!! :) dont worry im not a creepy guy lol (im a girl)

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gamehater777 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 8:29

aww i'd be your emergency contact any day!!!!

jchansfan 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 11:26

REJECTION HOTLINE! :D "OH NO HE'S DYING!" "CALL THE EMERGENCY CONTACT!" "Hello, this is not the person you were trying to call..." But seriously, these FMLs are lame "Today, I realized I'm a loser. FML."

poeticvibez07 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:00

crist I'm pretty down to earth and I'm not an outcast misunderstood maybe outcast definetly not

Cristaderzi 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:40

No worries Poetic much love and hugs

pleasetryagain 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:54

Way to feel sorry for yourself. BOO HOO.

poeticvibez07 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:23

lol pleasetryagain that's great

brkntooyung 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:34

im sorry. i know how it feels. ill be your emergency contact.

ashiiya 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:22

Haha about half of my friends don't pick up their phones because they don't even have calling plans, all they have are texting plans =_= I swear to god, texting is a plague.