Transportation: Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side...

By questionmark707 - 12/04/2012 23:53 - United States - Fullerton

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

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By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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jumpshot32 11

Friday 13 April 2012 8:46

Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow

ninjadinos 14

Friday 13 April 2012 8:47

Hey hey hey, scarecrows are important too! Didn't you learn anything from The Wizard of Oz? He may not have a brain but he has feelings, you know. :|

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 13 April 2012 14:34

Now, you are a hero to the crows! They can now relax and eat corn in peace.

dellis44 7

Friday 13 April 2012 14:40

haven't you ever seen 'I know what you did last summer's? Gotcha starts off the same exact way...

zmoney2121 6

Friday 13 April 2012 14:47

Lol

Transformers84 0

Friday 13 April 2012 14:57

If I were you I'd just be relieved that it wasn't an actual person XD

Axipiter 24

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:20

If I were him I'd shred my license.

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Sunday 13 September 2020 10:26

WIN!!!

Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Friday 13 April 2012 15:25

I'm so sorry that your life was ****** when you hit an inanimate object.

pattipan 7

Friday 13 April 2012 15:33

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!

Cat_Lover24 2

Friday 13 April 2012 15:34

Ur an idiot! All idiots should be banned from driving on the road

RogueWarrior869 23

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:07

With that spelling and grammar, you're not someone who should calling someone else an idiot.

seamonkeys 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 18:33

99 *be

mashimashi 13

Friday 13 April 2012 15:39

Are you, by chance, related to the girl who thought the statue was her friend?

deliriousbasil 0

Friday 13 April 2012 16:34

How did he hit a scarecrow? They usually are in the middle of a field and are never alone? Plus I can't remember the last time I've seen such a thing in California... Smells just like another brick in the wall of made-up FMLs, sorry OP!