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My husband had actually wanted kids more than I did. We were together 5 years before marriage he had never mentioned this before and we didn't have unprotected sex until the night we were married. Our son is 4 and these accusations sprung up after he read some stupid mock article about how one blow to the jewels can completely ruin a guy. I actually considered him rather smart up until this point Lol. He tried to claim he was joking once all the test came back but I know he wasn't. He hasn't treated our son any different though thank God. Anyway sorry for the long reply anymore questions I'll try to answer them. TL;DR: Husband is an idiot tried to play it off like a joke didn't work.
By ifunnybatman - / Tuesday 22 March 2016 04:03 / United States - Roswell
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  stingray112  |  24

Maybe his son will be in the same situation in the years ahead and the dad will finally understand

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  jazalea8  |  16

It is not the fathers. Sometimes the mother withholds the child from the father, and the system lets her. You have to pay at least $20,000 if you are the father just to be able to see your child (let alone it costs more to have rights).

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  fakedsincerity  |  32

Uhh #21 that's clearly not applicable to the situation of the FML. Sure some mothers are shitty, some fathers are shitty but this isn't the time or place to push your agenda.

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  wiccaantje  |  20

@37 Unless it's an agenda in favor of woman. Then always is the right time.

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  fakedsincerity  |  32

#64. Nah. It's not. Nice try though. There's a time and place for everything. If the woman was like "the baby isn't mine" and some girl was bitching about how men are evil I'd have the exact same response.

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He may actually be dumb enough to think he's infertile, though. I have been told many times never to kick a guy in the balls because you can cause them to be infertile, so maybe OP's husband is seriously convinced that he cannot make children.

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  Derix  |  11

Too bad he already did… I guess we could still burn the father with fire so he can't produce more than he has already

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  SpyroMello  |  27

#9 rape could be one of the .01%

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  tomvertigo  |  17

#61 Gaya was your womb when the sperm and egg of Momma and Pappa Potato collided in an explosion of starchy potato themed sex... Godspeed you magnificent bastard, you.

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  tomvertigo  |  17

Maybe the guy has a reason not to trust OP... or maybe he thought he was infertile and had a bunch of unprotected sex before being married and has oodles of bastards running around out there.

By  oomph_fml  |  25

He must be a special kind of stupid to find it more believable that his wife cheated on him rather than that being kicked in the nuts multiple times didn't actually make him infertile. Good luck with him.

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