Transportation: Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side...

By questionmark707 - 12/04/2012 23:53 - United States - Fullerton

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

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By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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jumpshot32 11

Friday 13 April 2012 8:46

Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow

ninjadinos 14

Friday 13 April 2012 8:47

Hey hey hey, scarecrows are important too! Didn't you learn anything from The Wizard of Oz? He may not have a brain but he has feelings, you know. :|

Comments

EffYoLife 14

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:35

That scarecrow just came outta nowhere! Huh

writergirl23 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 8:25

What, you'd rather you hit a real, live man?

twaumat 28

Saturday 14 April 2012 12:20

I was gonna say...you hit a man and you're posting this in here??

Whachubbleisthis 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 14:59

Need glasses??

karun418 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 15:38

That's a little creepy. It's like Jeeper's Creeper's all over again.

sportcrazychick4 7

Saturday 14 April 2012 16:53

I didn't know people actually chased cows... Hmm.. I guess I'm just in an area where there are so many cows now one cares about them.

Dino_Danielaaa 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 21:21

at least you tried to help , A for effort

ropez 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 5:32

Thia is not an fml. Infact it shows how great yur life is. It could have been waaaay worse. Yur lucky, be happy! :D

Kev1878Mc 4

Thursday 19 April 2012 17:57

Stop driving until you know that people (fake or otherwise) are not meant to be run over. You could have killed someone.

ohshitjens 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 6:22

Lol, scarecrow indeed.

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