Miscellaneous: Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra...

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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Dude, seriously?

By nuberific - 05/03/2009 18:45 - Canada

Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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Creepypasta time

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 15:22 - United States - Yukon

Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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By Chels - 04/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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skittihorse 8

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:30

Smart old man.

chong420 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:32

You must have a nice ass

Comments

SCOLA 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:31

I BET UR CLOTHS WERE DRY!

IcyJack 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:34

Yes. I'm quite sure they were.

Wtf91101 3

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:40

So if he had been young and not hairy you would have f*ed him.

satanrox 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:15

dont flatter urself hunny, he was proly being generous.

graham11 14

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:19

High standards!!

jazzy_123 20

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:22

Heyy saved u a bunch of quarters :]

niniloka 2

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:27

ydi for bein hot!

shortii90 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:31

finalyearsofhate 22

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:36

Haha laundry mat. ignorant much? next time, buy a washer and dryer.. solves 2 problems at once.

ajourdhui 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 17:51

do you even understand the meaning of ignorant? Also, not everyone can afford a washer and dryer.

ABadGynecologist 5

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:43

Got to hand it to him, he's pretty clever

IAM_CANADIAN 5

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:49

Old guys need love like young guys do ! Only young guys go to a strip club and old guys go to laundry mats. On the bright side he was willing to pay for your laundry :)