By Bajar - 18/12/2012 19:53 - Australia

Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML
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Bajar tells us more.

Bajar 1

Hey all, OP here. To clarify a few things: it was at the airport lounge, the mother and son had a double couch together and I had a single chair next to the son. The water bottle was disposable and on a clearly visible pocket in my backpack. I still have no idea what I did wrong.

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Top comments

lukemack 4

Mothers are very over protective you don't know what there thinking.

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mbpoland 5

Vodka is the same color as water, so maybe she's Russian.

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volklskis 7

What the hell? I would have asked the mom what she meant.

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Jimbox_fml 3

Unless you deep throated the water bottle I don't know what you could have done wrong

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wolverinez4life 6

You took a water bottle on an airplane... It's illegal

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mehwhocares 9

He didn't take it ON an airplane. He was at an airport. Also, depending where you are, you can take a water bottle on an airplane; it's most certainly not illegal.

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darkmis1 17

My mind immediately went to masturbation.

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cherry_tomato 2

Plastic water bottles are horrible for the environment! Reusable water bottles, please. Bottled water is a scam and not enough people recycle.

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CharresBarkrey 15

OP had no choice in an airport. You can't take outside food or drink inside.

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kclarke 2

Where exactly did you pull the water bottle from?

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SkateboardGirl88 11

Maybe she thought you had alcohol...?

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xenomsftw 19

Maybe she meant cuz you aren't allowed to bring water bottles in, and she thought you like, smuggled it in or something

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thatsabiggun 11

Lol she may have been referring to someone else on the opposite side of her son... idk just a guess

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