Miscellaneous: Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing...

By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

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On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Incubuss 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:42

YDI. Who the hell says a line like that?

tomakobriefs 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:43

Lame pickup line is lame.

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lifeinhd 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:42

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1445/

lol_cakes 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:09

hahaha that was great!

ithedarkone 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:43

Ouch. I think that ouch needed to be followed by another... Ouch. Lol idk darling maybe you were imagining he was making eye contact when in actuality you kept staring at him causing him to look at you like why the hell she keeps staring at me. LOL but jeez can you say shut down. I have three reasons why he might not have liked you. 1. Maybe your just flat out not his type. 2. Maybe you just came on a little to strong and seemed desperate. 3. Maybe he is gay.

diemileyjk 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:48

hahaha u deserved that for that lame-ass pickup line

sublime93 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:55

You're probably fat.

fluffyjimi 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:55

YDI for "cutie"

Irefusetosay 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:57

ouch

habesjn 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:08

You're a girl. lame, immature pick up lines were not meant for you.

Saluton 18

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:32

WIN!

Mattmaddog 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 12:29

8 is win, rectangular cocks lmfao!

Mr_Eated 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:14

Reminds me of my friend who asked someone to dance at a club. She looked at him and said, "Me, dance with you? I dont' think so." To which he replied, "You thought I asked you to dance? I said you look fat in those pants". This was almost as funny.

f_alltheirlives 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:16

I'm stealing that.

freudianego 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:33

Lets get it straight... he didn't respond well because YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE TO HIM. That is the only possible reason. Learn to face reality, stop bitching about it and do something about it. YDI