Work: Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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By grandlisleguy - 03/02/2020 21:00 - United States - Colchester

Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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Thursday 2 July 2009 23:39

I agree with #12

tevzor 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:38

Well, that's one way to open house.

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amy1504 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:42

Yeah... I hope you shaved/waxed/trimmed...

FantasticFin 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:15

ew picture:/

broken_princess 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:49

"hugely" hahaha nice grammer... try learning some real words

ghostfacekillah 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:33

r u hot cuz if u r that's hot

GriefBacon 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:09

YDI for thinking you can squeeze into a size 5.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 3 July 2009 19:52

A fat chick in a thong. Yeah, that's gonna sell houses.

som_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:33

just because you can wear a size six doesn't mean you are one.

AirforceBlu 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:25

wow that sucks

shelbo10101 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 1:01

you gave a open house alright

nintendocore 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 1:12

#109, and anyone else saying fat chick in a thong. It doesn't say if it's a guy or a girl. Maybe it's a fat dude wearing a thong? That means everyone that said "Sexy" is gay :P