Work: Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

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LordOfTheHobos 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:39

I agree with #12

tevzor 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:38

Well, that's one way to open house.

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JoseCuervo 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:29

Who were you going to show? You didn't mention anyone in particular. You have bad grammar.

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:30

I'm torn. (No pun intended.) Sucks that your pants ripped. You totally deserve it for wearing a thong, though. You can't complain about that making it worse because that was totally your choice.

theycallmecarl 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:36

i assume he bought the house.

DBJ740 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:37

How about wearing pants that fit?

christopherlove 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:52

I must insist upon hearing the rest of the story!

00754chan 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:56

that's an 'open house', alright ;)

rustyrox 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:53

time to get healthy and loose some weight! probably a better pair of pants to... Mashalls!!

huggielious 0

Friday 3 July 2009 11:37

ahaha funny!

plexico 3

Friday 3 July 2009 13:05

I played this as an April Fools' joke on my wife this year! I told her my pants ripped and she needed to drive a new pair all the way out to my office since I could not get up from my desk without committing indecent exposure. She was getting ready to do it when I added that she needed to bring me underpants, since I also forgot to wear any that day.

plexico 3

Friday 3 July 2009 13:12

The buyer's feedback: I appreciate our agent's candor, she made us very familiar with the property. I got to know the ins and out of the place. This property has potential, but to seal the deal, the owner is going to have to trim the bushes! ;)