Work: Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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By grandlisleguy - 03/02/2020 21:00 - United States - Colchester

Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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LordOfTheHobos 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:39

I agree with #12

tevzor 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:38

Well, that's one way to open house.

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Love_Darcy 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 4:16

Well, that sounds like you need to get pants in your size.

kiddPhresh 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 10:21

ahah thats sukks lucky guy tho wish i was him lol

kingsteveooo 4

Monday 6 July 2009 2:56

You'd think it would help you sell a house.

hockeyx123 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:30

i honestly made an fmylife account just so i could comment on this saying that i honestly made an fmylife account to just to say that 115's comment made me laugh harder than the fml and i peed a little. lol

HUMPaBLACKwhale 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:11

REALLY??? i thought his was really unoriginal!

ohnoooes 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:27

I'm going to be honest, this is the worst written FML I have seen in a long time.

manoverboard 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:33

Definitely. I could hardly figure it out...

Gengus25 0

Monday 10 August 2009 10:16

and I thought I was having a bad day

DomEllis 0

Monday 12 October 2009 21:58

Pictures or it didn't happen.

hoff90 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 17:26

well... since you said that you JUST got into your car and ripped your pants as you sat down, did you think to go back in your house to change your pants?

vanessageorge 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:20

I want you too be my realitor;) when I need one. and this infowarrior cat is a fag, he would wanna see george clooney in thong instead of a realitor chick in tight pants and a thong. what a fagalicios ****