By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
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feven 32

Hopefully you don't see a future with her either.

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Tripartita 44

Did you tell her to ensure her psychic bond with the phone was strong after holding it for a while to transfer her energies into it? I too have trouble prognosticating with my phone, which is why I usually use my crystal ball, but if she /really/ tries, she could see all sorts of futures with you. Maybe you should tell her she's not making enough effort and then show her how a real psychic sees a future.

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LyricaSilvan 29

If she's that impatient, it's probably better things ended.

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moonshinegurl77 17

It's Texas sweetie! Plenty of fish in the sea :)

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grogers311 20

You mean the "little girl" you've been seeing?

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molliekatz 6

she's a CHILD if she thinks sleep is less important then a text back. Sometimes we have to eat shit to get the shit we need....and a "woman" SHOULD UNDERSTAND that after a 16-17hr shift a human needs recoop sleep. I mean unless you're an AI and don't sleep then you deserve it...lol

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CRC_101 31

Well, she's right. If she's so needy that she has to have attention from her boyfriend that often and can't deal with a guy who works double shifts and gets exhausted, and you need to work double shifts, yeah, you don't have a future together. Good thing too because that's a pretty immature and unrealistic attitude for a woman to have, but it's certainly possible.

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cho_bee 9

I would call that a YDAB (You Dodged A Bullet). Text her back. Tell her you see her future with a ______ (fill in the blank). Send her a picture.

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MythItalics 3

It was time for you to find someone else, Hon. Someone not completely obsessed with a text back.

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more4me 27

She sounds like a bitch! Let her go, man.

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Sagaz 1

Seems like you probably dodged a bullet there... Overly Attached Girlfriend much? Except, of course, she didn't even have the prerogative of being a girlfriend.

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