Miscellaneous: Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By shoopbadeewoop - 08/03/2014 21:43

Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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oliver86 8

Sunday 13 February 2011 10:20

better than finding it with a lawn mower

DahkLohd 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:18

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? The snowblower was coming. :D

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yourlifefails123 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:19

tisk tisk

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:13

What? Are you high and drunk at the same time? Or just completely retarded?

cowboyy_fml 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 22:25

I don't get it

dibbiuns 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:58

it means my lost phone went through the snowblower

happysmartg 5

Monday 14 February 2011 1:43

well you found it!

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 14 February 2011 3:35

Well, did it give it back? Of course it did! *Chortles*

dansco 24

Monday 14 February 2011 4:39

Did it find your brain too?!

lolslugfest 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:47

you must be a fricken dumbass because it was in the 40's today in wisconsin. good job making up a story kid!

varkey 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:50

so you found it?

soxfreak720 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 17:38

I did the same thing...it survived though,only the die today when I whipped it at my wall :(

J75thFerret 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 15:58

yep this world can be a bit screwed up

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