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Today, the new manager at my workplace left early in a panic, exclaiming, "My grandma had an accident! I need to see if she's okay!" I was left in charge of the bar once again. This is the sixth time this week his grandma has had an "accident". FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 February 2013 02:47 / United States - New Haven
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By  KM96  |  24

Either she's a little clumsy, or he is a bad manager, who probably thinks he's too good for the job. What ever way, he is a jerk - or a caring guy who loves his grandma :S

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By  Harshdfml  |  14

Grandma's boy

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  HKCgrimmjow  |  15

Maybe his grandma has bowel movement problem, like... You know.. "Accidents" nobody wants fecal matter all over the place!

By  fishstick557  |  14

Wow that really sucks OP don't worry he'll get what's coming to him

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  CanCann  |  16

Not sure why this got thumbed down. I agree. Sounds like the new manager will be fired soon. Whether he's lying or not, who wants to keep manager that can't work a full shift, let alone a full week?

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  primadonna9396  |  16

My first thought was that she falls often or calls him frequently with "emergencies" like misplacing things or getting disoriented, but he doesn't want to take the chance of not going in case it really is an emergency... Of course he could be a lazy lying douche, but if you've never cared for an elderly person, it is really stressful.

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  Enslaved  |  36

Hell yeah! Now you're talking! When that happens to me, I start experimenting behind the bar with new recipes and concoctions. "Sex with an alligator" shots are a hit! (:

By  adam_tajyar  |  10

That sounds kinda sketchy and like a lie, but maybe his grandma really does have frequent accidents if she's not all up there, but if he's lying karma will be a bitch

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  Michael_92  |  19

Something tells me this is a lie. If grandma got into accidents like this all the time then he would be fired for leaving so much. My money is on he is taking time off to play with his sock puppets.

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  ninjaghost99  |  9

I agree, maybe his grandma has a severe disease or seizure problem and has frequent accidents. You never know but if he's lying he will get what he deserves don't worry...

By  KM96  |  24

Either she's a little clumsy, or he is a bad manager, who probably thinks he's too good for the job. What ever way, he is a jerk - or a caring guy who loves his grandma :S

By  mooniez  |  7

I just hope it wasn't an..."accident."

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  mooniez  |  7

I just meant how people call shitting themselves having an accident, but it's okay, it's already been said +9000 times since. Down vote me, people!!

By  then000bster  |  16

Hey, if anything his "grandma" is just a lady friend who wants to get down.

By  pantsman66  |  19

Seems like grandma is shitting her pants daily and he has to wipe the "accident" away

By  lissa_jade  |  22

sounds like grandma needs to be at the bar with you guys. then your manager buddy can watch her and she can drown her troubles in beer. beer fixes everything.

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