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I read an FML once where the OP was named after the dad's childhood dog. Consider yourself (somewhat)lucky.

Someone's a bit obsessed... Wow. Your dad needs therapy or you need to go to a court house and legally change your name, that's too freaky.

Wait until he sees her at the high-school reunion and shows her a picture of you. That'll be awkward!


#12, sorry, dude. My other alternative was to mention that I actually named my daughter to honor my beloved late grandpa, but it coincidentally happens to be the name of a girl I had a crush on in college (I liked her, but she wasn't stalk-worthy.) I would LOVE to bump into her at a college reunion and try to play it off like I named my kid for her. Her reaction would be priceless, or at least $11.83. I should have consulted you first. I apologize.


#34, I used the feminine form of his name. I made that number up out of thin air. That reminds me of that chiche where someone says, "If this can help just one person, it will have been worth it." I'd like to see someone say, "If this helps 8 or more people, it will have been worth it, but if it helps 7 or fewer, then this was just a fucking waste of time!"

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