By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 051
You deserved it 2 594

Same thing different taste

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FYL. That's pretty nasty. You should stand outside the bathroom and clap when he's done. Maybe he won't want to use the bathroom anymore after you do that a few times.

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you should tap on the wall everytime he's dropping a deuce.

lmaoatall 6

just be gratefull he didn't attach the fart fan vents to run through your office area. that would be when the shit hit the fan for me!

lmaoatall 6

my husbands in construction, I know these things!

I thought they were extractor fans. :p

lmaoatall 6

exhaust fans, yeah but I like fart fans.

Get a job. Then you won't be in all day.

Well if OP is in his/her 'office' then they are most likely self employed or just work from home.

If your description is literally accurate then he probably does have a bowel disease. Gross but not his fault - get some speaker's for your iPod and try to ignore it.

SeedlessMe 13

I totally feel your pain! I sit right near the men's room at work and I get to hear it all day long too!.... At least I can play music.. Ugh

that really sucks OP, but presumably he can't help it (plus he's probably really embarrassed about it)... tell him I guess? or, just invest in a subwoofer

yea I completely agree about not wanting to listen to music while working but I thinks it's better then listening to someone take a loud shit.

Miranday 0
Hannuts 0

do you really need to add in the details about the poop haha