By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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CattyPurry 0

you should have yelled back "are you still 60?" (:

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hottottie 0

me and my uncle did this to my cousin in a crowded mc donalds one time, it was funny to us.. not to her.

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Hailey_Bailey95 2

My dad is the exact sane way!! Don't worry. I've learned just to laugh at it, then he eventually stops because he isn't embarrassing you anymore! :)

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RebelCandy 0

You're lucky you have a dad around to say stuff like that. If you know it was a joke, tell your crush. No biggy.

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katt_is_here 24

inorite? I'm sick of all these FML that are all "Boo hoo my parents are embarrassing...wah wah.." At least you have loving parents. Shit.

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Nuahavizu 17

in his defense, that is pretty funny. lol

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crazygurlzz1 5

ahahhahah i can see my mom doin somethin like that xD

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BritLass 15

That sucks!! My mother's always embarrassing me! Good luck! :D

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bleedwell 7

Haha, your dad is awesome.

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