Love and Embarrassing: Classy

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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Kids Say the Darndest Things

By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

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By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By poop - 21/03/2015 16:47 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, "We all heard you". FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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Like a dog

By Jick - 26/02/2023 14:00

Today, I was outside when I was suddenly overcome by an intense need to shit. The back door was locked, so I tried to run to the front, but couldn't make it. As I squatted in the bushes, my girlfriend came home unexpectedly. She screamed and called me a sick, disgusting freak. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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MoonyIce 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:23

Claaaassic. That's too awesome. At least you were only 'about' to flirt with him and hadn't actually started in on it.

justdancebbyx3 7

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:44

You should have said to the guy "My love for you is like my mother's diarrhea. It can't be held in."

Comments

monbon6788 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:18

...awkward.

justdancebbyx3 7

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:44

You should have said to the guy "My love for you is like my mother's diarrhea. It can't be held in."

KumoFF7 3

Saturday 19 December 2009 20:45

epic win

Blazekim12 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 2:37

hahahaha!!!!! i love tht!!!!

AnaMaree 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:13

how old is the OP? And if she's still getting driven by her mom she doesn't need to be flirting with random people.

brandonwong 18

Tuesday 6 April 2010 3:20

nice #12

diovivente 1

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:22

Lol! Almost as shitty as the time I inhaled KaySL's ****!

MoonyIce 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:23

Claaaassic. That's too awesome. At least you were only 'about' to flirt with him and hadn't actually started in on it.

michelleyily 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:24

is your mom always so open about her bowl movrments? if she is thats kinda disgusting. you should talk to jer about that

discoguru 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:50

Bowel ?

magnetic_aura 26

Friday 19 September 2014 5:33

That's? Movements? Her? Lot of proofreading to do...

powersmoke 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:25

Tell her to hold it in and continue flirting with the guy.

alexthecutie 0

Monday 26 April 2010 2:53

#5 you should be but in prison for child abuse!!

thighsofglory 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:26

Your mom, FTW. You'll move out of her house the first chance you get.

dloc1 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:27

That is too cool gotta pull that one on my son!!!

robotiick 12

Thursday 14 April 2011 0:22

lol if u do u gatta do the expression of holding it in lol trust me it will me hilarious

splitsides 4

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:28

I hate when people can't spell embarrassed. It's really not hard.

1030love 10

Saturday 19 December 2009 22:27

that's what she said

LASHKEENYA 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:30

and we all hate faggots like you who make a big deal out of stupid shit like this.

gigi2009 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:30

about to? your mum's brilliant :)

halliekayy 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:34

could be worse.she coulda said "hurry, i got the pepto for you so you dont keep killing everyone with your gas!" thatss something my mom would to

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