By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
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epicgamer 18

Just make up for it on a different date.

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Royness 8

This was apparently written by a guy too. Manstruation sucks enough as it is.

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Royness 8

This was apparently written by a guy too. Manstruation sucks enough as it is.

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vaderfc 19

always the backdoor....or ******* week.

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Dawn1027 10

idk, I'm in the same situation and getting my red wings and anal are not options for us.lol. So my husband is getting a pedicure with me and then is gonna take me shopping, afterwards I'll make him a nice dinner :) it's just Valentine's day. My parents have been married over 25 years and the first 24 wedding anniversaries my mom was pmsing, so they just had 24 really nice dinners instead.Lmao

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LT_Silva101 18

Let him stick it in your ass

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J352SAURUS 30

FML says you're a guy, so you should be find :P

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blink831forever 13

Time for your bf for earn his red wings and finger paint. Shower sex is always good. Your period will stop while in the shower.

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