Miscellaneous: Time travel is possible… via hair salons

Time travel is possible… via hair salons

By Jennifer H. - 20/03/2017 14:00

Today, I told my new hairstylist that I like Jennifer Aniston's look and that I'm trying to grow my hair out. She gave me the "Rachel" haircut. FML

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You deserved it 1 259

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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You deserved it 3 650

Impressive hairstyle

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 029

You deserved it 271

By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 461

You deserved it 33 045

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

I agree, your life sucks 679

You deserved it 178

Brutal

By femmr - 03/09/2021 23:01 - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I really wanted Anne Hathaway bangs, and let my mom cut my hair. I now look like Patty Farrell from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". FML

I agree, your life sucks 572

You deserved it 429

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 623

You deserved it 5 830

By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 714

You deserved it 5 894

His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 526

You deserved it 174

By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 817

You deserved it 17 164

By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 158

You deserved it 3 011

1DisGR8 32

Monday 20 March 2017 14:17

probably should've said more than "the jennifer aniston look"...

skippydoda 32

Monday 20 March 2017 15:41

Jennifer Aniston is known for the "Rachel". You should have brought a picture. YDI

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1DisGR8 32

Monday 20 March 2017 14:17

probably should've said more than "the jennifer aniston look"...

HoboMeth 33

Monday 20 March 2017 15:06

Why the hell would you get a haircut if youre trying to grow out your hair? Ydi

raven_of_azarath 34

Monday 20 March 2017 15:08

Because you still have to trim the ends of because of split ends. A trim is healthy, even if you're growing your hair out.

skippydoda 32

Monday 20 March 2017 15:41

Jennifer Aniston is known for the "Rachel". You should have brought a picture. YDI

mariri9206 32

Tuesday 21 March 2017 6:29

Exactly. When it comes to hair and someone says "Jennifer Aniston", the first thought will ALWAYS be the Rachel haircut.

maharb01 17

Tuesday 21 March 2017 1:05

the 90s are coming back! you're ahead of the trend!

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 21 March 2017 1:19

I guess this isn't your day, your week, your month or even your year.

Calingaladha 21

Tuesday 21 March 2017 3:45

Yeah, but I'll be there for you OP.

SummerJ228_fml 5

Tuesday 21 March 2017 6:30

that was hilarious ?

C8H18 33

Tuesday 21 March 2017 7:38

I am supposed to automatically know what the "Rachel" haircut is?

skippydoda 32

Tuesday 21 March 2017 10:44

The hair that Jennifer Aniston had in friends. It was really popular when the show came on.

nykkiyo16 13

Tuesday 21 March 2017 14:40

This actually is quite a normal, nice looking hair cut. you should be happy that she didn't give you the Britney.

Nina 32

Tuesday 21 March 2017 14:48

ooh 2007 throwback reference. Let's all take a second to recognize an entire decade since the legendary Britney Breakdown.

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Time travel is possible… via hair salons

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