By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
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epicgamer 18

Just make up for it on a different date.

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epicgamer 18

Just make up for it on a different date.

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ChristinePi 36

If you're both comfortable with it you can still have sexy times.

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ChristinePi 36

It's also know for helping relieve cramps!

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jaegerbomb98 6

yea but its really hard to feel sexy, or wear sexy clothes

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MadamJones 1

I've found period sex is the best sex. It's the most turned on, plus it's nearly impossible to get pregnant while menstruating. I'd recommend talking about it and potentially go for it.

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kusje 29

Exactly: nearly. Better be safe than sorry.

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tibtak 20

Please use contraception if you don't want to be pregnant

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Xcizer 17

It is very possible since sperm can survive for days. Don't take a chance on that kind of shit.

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MadamJones 1

What I meant is that you have less reason to be afraid. I'm on birth control and my boy and I always use a condom but I'm still scared and thus it's still better on my period because I'm flipping paranoid and I'm less scared when I'm literally infertile. When someone is unclear, perhaps ask for clarification instead of assuming what they meant.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

If you have sex on your period the guy should wear a condom for his own hygiene. Other than that , just wash up in the shower beforehand and it's fine! Fun and feels really good.

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RodzillaX 30

Looks like no November babies this year!

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RichardPencil 30

He'll be happy with ******** and anal. Perhaps you should up the ******* between now and then to soften the blow, so to speak.

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Iwannarock1 19

Are you OK pencil?

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KaiserFlash 4

You can still do it on your period. It's really not as big of a deal as people make it out to be.

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slimeking3 3

I don't understand why you can't have sex just because of period?

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Sir_Cow 17

Not everyone likes bloody dicks.

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ripleythebard 12

What Sir Cow said, and also there's a massive taboo in the western world about period sex. Most people say it's disgusting and gross and unhygienic and a few even say it's sinful (or moreso than sex is usually). All that, when in fact many women are more "in the mood" during menstruation and there's nothing "dirty" about it at all. Sure, it's messy, but for the most part there's nothing wrong with it.

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kelardy 11

Not exactly healthy, but if you use birth control pills you can keep a period from happening, just get a new pack and start it right after last day of the 3rd week. Warning as your period could be a bit heavier next time

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katoeo 0

it's perfectly safe to do that and a great idea if you are expecting your period on a special occasion!

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ImminentDisaster 12

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should. I don't know if doing it continuously is dangerous, but there are side effects - my friend, for example, had the pill prescribed to stop her periods and she basically had constant PMS and even worse periods 4 times a year. Although, if its just for one time I think it would probably fine.

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katoeo 0

it's perfectly safe to do that and a great idea if you are expecting your period on a special occasion!

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Justy101 23

There's nothing unhealthy about doing that at all. In fact, if you have really painful periods, that's how doctors recommend treating it; by continuously taking the active pills and never having a period.

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clair_brodie 35

Your advice of going straight to the next pill pack (if that is their method of birth control) is good but saying it is unhealthy is not true.

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