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Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 August 2011 00:25 / United States
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  fanceh  |  10

"one year, on valentines day, I was so sad that I masturbated with my own tears. just once though." +1 interwebz if you know what movie that's from.

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  Jvr91  |  8

What a pussy

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  kenji212  |  8

Ok ok! Im a very visual person so when i fist read it i visualized just a random someone flicking a bean down a counter...... Then i realized what it meant! Hahaha!

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  Jaimegirl  |  7

Yeah I was thinking "flick my bean...you mean you have a small you-know-what?" Then I realized they were female and they were talking about there boyfriend. lol

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  YourEvilHero  |  12

calling the vagina a beam? wow

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

I actually was quite confused by what he meant I truly had wondered where OP had been going when he said "before I came" I feel intelligent xD

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  jayer_hooo  |  0

rofl that's a she btw and what a weird as thing to call it?? lik WTF?

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  sematariux  |  7

28 = virgin lolz ;) And 45 Stfu

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  Jvr91  |  8

45 it's a post on fml not English class

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  xcarxcrashx  |  9

Yeah 73 but isn't that argument over yet? I don't know why people care so fucking much about spelling on this silly, and sometimes stupid website. Only an asshole who has no argument complains about spelling. Either that or you're just a pretentious dick.

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  noelykins1  |  19

So your trying to say that when you are typing as fast as an average person about 75 GPM it isn't okay to not push a key all the way down by accident. If that's how you look at it then you sir are a jackass. Just stating the truth. Oh was I talking to fast for you? Sorry I didn't realize your small incompetent brain couldn't intake the truth.

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  Brool_Story_Co  |  17

198- I've seen a comment with over 800 thumbs up

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  MrNiceGuy518  |  3

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

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  foreverDark  |  1

I honestly didn't hear it before this either, so I did a search on Urban Dictionary. Couldn't people just use the word "masturbation" and be done with it

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