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  fanceh  |  17

"one year, on valentines day, I was so sad that I masturbated with my own tears. just once though." +1 interwebz if you know what movie that's from.

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  Jvr91  |  17

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  kenji212  |  17

Ok ok! Im a very visual person so when i fist read it i visualized just a random someone flicking a bean down a counter...... Then i realized what it meant! Hahaha!

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  Jaimegirl  |  17

Yeah I was thinking "flick my bean...you mean you have a small you-know-what?" Then I realized they were female and they were talking about there boyfriend. lol

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  YourEvilHero  |  17

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  16

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  jayer_hooo  |  16

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  sematariux  |  16

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  Jvr91  |  16

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  xcarxcrashx  |  16

Yeah 73 but isn't that argument over yet? I don't know why people care so fucking much about spelling on this silly, and sometimes stupid website. Only an asshole who has no argument complains about spelling. Either that or you're just a pretentious dick.

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  noelykins1  |  16

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  Brool_Story_Co  |  16

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  foreverDark  |  12

I honestly didn't hear it before this either, so I did a search on Urban Dictionary. Couldn't people just use the word "masturbation" and be done with it

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