Animals: Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed...

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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Down!

By Imnotfromhere - 23/07/2021 22:01

Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML

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Very bad idea

By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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Pink tax

By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML

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Jogging is bad for you

By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By KilteDKilleR - 15/10/2011 14:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

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By goodbye-college - 15/08/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

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Hurting over here

By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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lGreenspanl 2

Friday 16 October 2009 3:03

well at least you helped your younger sisters dog, and maybe if you explain the situation to the girl, she will understand

satanstoystore 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:09

explain it to the girl. w/o complaining. you will win points. btw, a broken leg is an emergency. vet hospitals have emergency numbers.

Comments

missmegs129 1

Wednesday 14 December 2011 9:40

Best. Older brother. Ever. Ik for a fact that my brother wouldn't do that for me:(

dontyawishyaknew 12

Friday 13 July 2012 2:13

You're so sweet!

giggitygoo12 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 23:27

Old Yeler time

natsaysheyyy 16

Tuesday 6 November 2012 21:20

The vet's office may be closed, but the vet ER is open 24/7. A broken leg needs to be looked at immediately. Poor dog.

kittenzZz 4

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:37

Why did you have to do it? Your parents are responsible for your sister and all her shit. Not you!

echo_of_shadows 14

Friday 18 January 2013 18:49

Dude, I'd have just bailed and gone on the date anyways.

Yolandababy2 14

Monday 29 July 2013 5:32

That's what kills me. They have emergency around the clock for us but the vet is closed? I wonder how long does this dog have to suffer in pain before he gets his leg looked at and fixed. This saddens me.

asmb100 27

Friday 30 May 2014 5:12

I know that feel, brother. Once, my sister's cat decided to make a quick dash under a trailer we were towing out of the driveway and got pinned. She lost her leg, and we rushed her to the vet, even though they were closed. On the way there, the cat decided to sink her claws into my shoulder. I bled, a lot. But at least you're able to get a date!