By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 09:47 - Canada

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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Kingdutch 3

I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D

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perdix 29

Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.

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pandalover69 26

i hope you know there's more then one kevin in the world

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dudeitsdanny 9

But Kevin promised me I we'd both live in Canada where two men could marry and no Americans would find us =( Kevinnnnn! D;

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JoeNormal 0

And I thought Kevin was gay...

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capthavoc123 0

How is this an FML? Your grandmother can't force you to marry someone.

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xNephilim 18

She did "ruin" OP's reputation by telling half the town, though.

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silbern 0

if kevins the horse then police will be coming for you. have fun explaining that to people!

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madgrinchhatter 12

What? You're crazy. Kevin is the bird from "Up"

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plutosaplanet 0

instead of "very traditional grandmother", perhaps this should read "very delusional grandmother"

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myfriend_youfail 3

So? I fail to see the FML in this. Get yourself on the phone and inform the other half of the town that Grandma is going senile. Problem solved.

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Combat_Mushroom 3

sounds like it about time to put grandma down

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alwaysalady 0

Dear Yente, see that he's gentle remember you were also a bride.....

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spiderman0606 0

You're the next contestant on the Price Is Right!

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