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You're wife must be paranoid as hell when it comes to losing you if she's willing to believe the word of a little girl as law. Actually...use this to your advantage. Tell your daughtor to run up to mommy and say "Daddy needs a sammich, and you should make him one". If that works, you're the luckiest man in the world.

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Kissing another woman? One made of RUBBER?! For shame... So I've been wondering: When you bang a rubber chick, to you wear a "rubber" for safety? Or would wearing one get her preggers with little inflatable babies?

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I guess the only saving throw that can be done here is to say it was a blowup sex-doll, and the OP only did it cause the wife is being a tightass about pleasing him. Though then again, that would involve a male avoiding a financially crippling divorce. Hmmm...

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Well just wait until you have a couple of 'ragrats' of your own. And if you don't want them, don't judge others until you know how busy their life is, or how much money they /don't/ have for a babysitter, etc etc.

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