Love: Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 09:47 - Canada

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

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By singlelady - 26/01/2016 22:24 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML

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Kingdutch 3

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:09

I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D

perdix 29

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:15

Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.

Comments

Panther_fml 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:08

That sucks. FYL

justmeagirl 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:19

Your poor grandmother, actually. F HER life. Has she been tested for alzheimers or anything of that sort?

crazytoaster 2

Saturday 5 December 2009 6:32

Nope, you can't cure stupid sensibilties. Only with death. So OP either kill your Grandma, or tell the dumbass it's not 1920's in Iraq anymore.

SlymR 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:09

Wow…FYL

Kingdutch 3

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:09

I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D

vanye_babezz 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:11

what a great grand ma you have!!!

lissa922 6

Tuesday 6 April 2010 2:15

she is probably very old and confused

imauledatroll 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:14

Grandma's: Ruining your life since.. Well.. Since long before you were born!

keitapawp 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:14

can i come to the wedding

ZleveL 0

Monday 16 August 2010 10:05

there'd probs be only 20 people there. were could you live where yo grandmama can call half the town? that's a small ass town. oh shit I just realized this fml is from Canada, no wonder the towns so small

hamstercarlos 2

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:20

hey! there are small towns and big cities everywhere

rachelmacivor 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:42

hey, hey, hey, number 98, **** YOU. it's not all little 'villages' sure I live in a small community, but no reason to stereotype, I mean, my small village is right next to a large town in nova scotia, and I'm proud to live here. so GO CRAP IN A CONDOM AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOMMY'S BUM BUM.

IvyLee_fml 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:31

haha I

perdix 29

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:15

Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.

ActionManly 11

Friday 4 December 2009 7:07

I'm Kevin.

gambol 10

Friday 4 December 2009 7:11

Taking post 69--very appropriate, "Kevin." ;D

8trickster8 0

Friday 4 December 2009 10:05

Hi Kevin!

batosai33 0

Friday 4 December 2009 10:41

no I'M KEVIN! stop stealing my wife

Lady_Zydrate 1

Thursday 9 December 2010 3:50

#77 you are one funny maternal fornicator

akiranozaki 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:17

Ouch. Good luck with that.

dancingyrlie 1

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:18

Today, my grandmother embarrassed herself by telling everyone about a marriage that they will soon realize is never going to happen. Good thing forced marriages are illegal and I will eventually get to choose my own spouse. MLIA.